| Department for Hear & Say |
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| GOSS-LIPPING WITH DENSIE "You say ...?!?" Densie Dorfmeister's Rumourmill |
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| RECENTLY, AT A VANCOUVER RESTAURANT … |
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| Disclaimer: Everything on this site are rumours, gossip and unconfirmed news unless otherwise stated. Batteries and guarantees not included. If you want 100 % confirmed facts, ask the actors. Very special thanks go out to Ain't It Cool News and the LA Canuck Mafia. The author would also like to admit that she wrote "tidbit" like this: "titbit", and has therefore become subject to merciless teasing from her fellow editors. |
| DENZIE SEZ: It's a lovely little story, but, despite the source being very reliable when it comes to "serious" information, I highly doubt it's true. Although it would make a nice anecdote to tell at conventions! |
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| AY CARAMBA, KEWL DOG! |
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| DENZIE SEZ: Incredible, but true: the only thing not quite correct about the rumour is the actual owner of the Chihuahua. After reading the following excerpt from an interview published in FMH Magazine in September 2002, I can only say that they just don't make vampires like they used to. |
| Following this most interesting information, I arranged for a secret meeting with Mrs Boreanaz' (Jaime Bergman, former Playboy playmate) Chihuahua and asked for a statement. Here it is: |
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| Michael Shanks and Lexa Doig picture: Robert Vogel |
| THE RUMOUR: Michael Shanks, SG-1's Dr. Daniel Jackson, recently took out his lady love, Lexa Doig (Andromeda's Rommie), for dinner at a top notch Vancouver restaurant (now that's what we call a gentleman!) When they later left and went to the car, one of the waiters came running after the couple and handed Shanks a pair of glasses which had been left in the washroom. "I think you forgot these, Dr. Jackson". Shanks thanked and automatically put them on, only then realizing that he does neither need nor wear glasses. Mrs Doig, so it is reported, had a field day with this incident. |
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| Obviously floating a little at the moment ... "Angel" David Boreanaz |
| A rumour made its way on my desk that David Boreanaz, former "Buffy" and now "Angel" motem™*** likes to dress up his Chihuahua. Now, we've heard of men who enjoy wearing their wives' clothes, and of movie directors who slip on a little pink angora number for work, which is all pretty normal in Hollywood, but this, I thought, was a belated April Fool's Day joke. |
| FMH: "Rumour has it that a very well-dressed dog resides in the Boreanaz household? DB: A very well dressed dog. There's a boutique in LA called "Fifi and Romeo" and I think their clothes for animals are outstanding. They supply for my wife's Chihuahua - it's decked out in cashmere jumpers and hats. I know it seems strange, but then Los Angeles is a circus. They have changing rooms for the dog and everything. You can have a glass of wine and shop for your dog. |
| "Ay caramba! The humiliation! Bad enough I have to wear clothes, but does he have to tell everyone? Dogs in neighbourhood are already making fun of me! I am a Chihuahua! I am descendant of wolves! I am loyal and attack anybody who is danger for my master! I want to play with other dogs and roll in the mud! Don't want wear no stoopid doll dresses! Please somebody call PETA!" |
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| A NEW URBAN LEGEND? |
| After the spider in the yucca palm and the hitchhiker with the hook we have obviously a new hero when it comes to urban legends: The Matrix' "Agent Smith" (Hugo Weaving). According to Ain't it cool news (one of my favourit websites on the net) he has done it again: |
| "Some of my lowly Kiwi spies have informed me that Viggo Mortensen made up in Aragorn's scruffy unkempt beard filmed a scene a few days ago with Hugo Weaving/Elrond aka Mr. Smith for THE RETURN OF THE KING. It was a scene where Elrond comes into Aragorn's tent wearing a hooded cape that kept his face hidden in darkness. Jackson shot the scene a dozen times at least. In this scene Hugo slowly and with a certain amount of drama removes the hood from his face to seriously talk with Viggo. Due to various reasons Hugo kept blowing his lines, so Peter shot it over and over. Finally the Director called for the insurance, or Champagne shot, and they ran thru it all for one final take with Elrond stepping into the scene face hidden from the view of all in attendance, buuuuuut this time when he slowly exposes his face he had on a pair of his patented "Mr. Smith" sunglasses and says something along the line of, "Join with the MATRIX, Mr. Aragorn" in his best deadpan delivery. Mr. Jackson then called for the scene wrap." |
| Fun! But true? Is Mr Weaving becoming a serial prankster? Ai, we have heard the same story before - only set in "Fellowship of the Ring" in the "Council of Elrond" scene, featuring Elijah Wood and Lord Elrond wearing Agent Smith's glasses. Are we witnessing the birth of an urban legend? Who cares - if we'd stick to the facts, there would be no magazines. At least I had more fun with this tidbit than with the whole "Matrix Reloaded" movie! |
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| Hugo Weaving as "Agent Smith" |
| Viggo Mortensen as "Aragorn" |
| HEARD SOMETHING? SEEN SOMETHING? KNOW SOMETHING? READ SOMETHING? LET US KNOW! |
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| Michael Shanks as Dr. Daniel Jackson |
| *** motem = Mild On The Eyes Male |