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| WRAP THE WIENER! The Doc on condoms (hey, why not?) |
| Even the most delicious breakfast can be ruined within seconds if the headline in your daily newspaper looks like this: "Roman Catholic church urges HIV sufferers to ditch condoms" A little late in the year for an April Fools Day joke, agreed, but if you are centuries behind already, a month or six do not carry much weight, I reckon. "Condoms do not help protect against the deadly virus", the amazed editor-in-chief of this website learned. "HIV can pass through tiny holes in condoms", Roman Catholic leaders in four continents told a BBC television programme. And quite obviously, cattle manure can pass through tiny openings in the head. Welcome to Rome - please turn your watches back five hundred years. The Roman Catholic church fiercely opposes artificial contraception, claiming it promotes promiscuity. Gee - they make it sound like this was a bad thing... and they must know, of course. Or not. With this celibacy-thingy it is only natural that frustrations arise and the brain gets fogged. Dear readers - this is not a question of faith. This is a question of life and death. Do use condoms. There are zillions of them in all forms, styles and colours, they even come in strawberry taste. Do not risk your life and the life of a loved one. "Don't use condoms" - the new comedy program by the makers of "The world is flat". Coming soon: "We met god, and she was not amused." |
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