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| Disclaimer: Everything on this site are rumours, gossip and unconfirmed news unless otherwise stated. Batteries and guarantees not included. If you want 100 % confirmed facts, ask the actors. |
| DENSIE SEZ: No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. And no again. Sure, sooner or later, we will have to suffer a movie about Arnold's picture-book career. But not with Viggo Mortensen. Denzie thinks that somebody has, once again, mixed up European countries - like Switzerland gets constantly confused with Sweden. "It's Europe, they speak funny, it must be Austria." No, Danmark is not the capital of Vienna. And Viggo Mortensen is not Arnold Schwarzenegger. And we are all very grateful for this! |
| DENSIE SEZ: Admittedly - they have hardly anything in common. They don't look alike, don't have the same voice, they don't even share the accent, and I doubt Elton would have dated Britney. But if Arnold can play a politician, Justin Timberlake can play Elton John. And we can't wait to hear and see Mr Timberlake's duet with Ru Paul (Wesley Snipes). |
| THE RUMOUR: There are supposed to be plans to turn former Termi- and now Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger's life into a movie. "Go out, my minions," some producer or other said, "go and find me actors who don't look like loons when they hold a sword and wear long hair." And so the minions went, and among those they found for the part of Ah-nold are Christopher "Highlander" Lambert and - Viggo "Aragorn" Mortensen. Viggo is the dream-candidate for the job, alas, insiders doubt he will accept. |
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| WILL JUSTIN GO ELTON? |
| Yes, we can top the rumour above. According to Tinseltown insiders, a script for a movie about Sir Elton John's life is already in the works - top candidate to play the excentric Brit is no other than - fasten your seat belts, ladies and gentlemen - Justin Timberlake. The grape-vine rumours that both Elton and Justin are very enthusiastic about this idea. |
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| Viggo Mortensen - not very likely getting up for Arnold any time soon |
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