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Eowyn


I wish to protest that my heroic battle with the Witch King of Angmar was robbed of its glory - after all, I defeated one of the most evil creatures known to Elf, Dwarf and mortal, and it was not acknowledged in any shape, form or way by those present! Where was the applause? The cheers? Where the horns? The naked Rohirrim dancers? And where was Eómer, who was supposed to find my body on the battlefield? Forget about Eómer - where was my BODY? Don't call *me* next time you have problems with a Nâzgul! Maybe Arwen can scare him off with an embroidery needle. >:-(
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Faramir


I sorely missed the scenes in the Healing House. Did you not think that Lady Eowyn and I, as we had both fought so bravely, deserved some happiness, too?

Spoil sport! :-(
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Eowyn


I second that!
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Lindir


I shall compose an ode for the neglected lovers...
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Eomer


Don't you dare! -__^
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Figwit


I can speak! I can speak! :-D
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Nazgul_07

Any chance I could star in Frighteners II?
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Elrond


Did you just call me 'Mitzi'?!? >:-/
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Merry


Thank you for the miracle healing - one moment half dead on the battle field, the next fit as a fiddle on horse-back. Amazing. Whatever it was, can you send me a bottle of it?
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Legolas


Did you all see me?  Did you? Did you see me? Did you? Did you? Did you? >^_____^<
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Gimli


What do you mean by "you got the short end"?!?
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Saruman


I am not amused!
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Wormtongue

head ----> keyboard. Me neither!
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Eomer


Not at all!
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WitchkingOfAngmar

I'm melting! I'm melting!
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Haldir


I live!
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Lurtz


In your dreams!  :-P
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Arwen


Thank you that he finally took a bath! <B<B<B<B
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Aragorn


Ever heard of "method acting"?
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CptJackSparrow

Have you seen my crew, luv?
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Gandalf


Where in the Valar's name is my love interest? You promised! You swore an oath!
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Gil-galad


Don't get me started on oaths...
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Rumil


D00D, u r so, like, last age...
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SamwiseTheBrave


But you promised, Mister Frodo! You promised!  :-((
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Frodo


No, I will not babysit next Saturday.
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Rosie


Sam! Take the garbage cans out! Do I really have to do everything myself?
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Gandalf


Come to think about it - forget the love interest...
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GlorfindelTheIrresistible


Look - I did not complain when you gave my horse to Arwen and made her rescue Frodo, though Asfaloth has suffered from recurrent hysteric fits and nightmares ever since.

But I wish to state that the handsome Elf standing beside Elrond during the coronation ceremony was not me, but Nonfindel of Gondolin, my younger brother, who was less successful in the Balrog-slaying business, but paints interesting pictures.
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Galadriel


You so know that I get seasick!  >:-(
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Celeborn


Contrary to the end of your illumination, I did not leave Middle-Earth with the Lady Galadriel. I only accompanied her to The Havens to make sure she really left. Anybody who was married for a couple of ages to a partner with mind-reading abilities would understand this.  <:O)
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Galadriel


Now I read *that*!
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