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"THE KING HAS RETURNED" brought to you by the makers of "Blue Bananas for a Bribed Baboon", "Elphants knitting Yoghurt" and the critics favourite, "Sugar dissolves in a glass of water". Summary: The moment to reveal the truth has come - these are the obnoxious elements and evil minds standing, sitting and plotting behind PK Webzine. Operating from their super secret hide-out deep in the bowels of Mount Doom / Cheyenne Mountain / Walton's Mountain / whatever mountain is of significance in your fandom, they sped out into the night in their Pinkmobiles, chased innocent Elves and corrupted one or two Orcs in the process. The Dwarf, alas, being his most charming self, only smiled mildly. Pinkie and certified loony The Ed lead a team of extraordinary figures with legendary powers to battle the horrors of internet dulldom, artsy-fartsy movie-critics, over-bearing fandom gurus and self-proclaimed culture experts. The crew: From young and hopeful to hopefully young: the Pink Khaki crew has seen it all. After studying at such renowned movie-institutes like Middelfart/Danmark and Barton-in-the-Beans/UK, they caught the critics attention with their first movie, " Mating rites of the Swiss Dung Beetles in Quebec", but the real break-through came with "Blue Bananas for a Bribed Baboon", a revolutionary movie-adaption of the Jane Austen classic "Pride and Prejudice", featuring Francis the Talking Mule as Mr Darcy. PINKIE AND THE ED MÄKKA RIZ DELAESE FELI And now you, too, can be part of this league of the extraordinary gentlefolks: We accept contributions! Yes! We do! Sci-fi, Fantasy, Movie, TV, Fandom - if you want to write about it, do so! If we like it, we will publish it. You got all the work and will get no money, but you can show your mother that you have finally managed to become famous. So - be it articles, fan- or original fiction or artwork: if it's within the laws and does not overstep the PG-13 border - MAIL US! editor@pink-khaki.net |