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SAGITTARIUS: November 22
- December 21
General: you have a blast from the past.
Job:
interdimensional travel on Wednesday.
Love: a beautiful long-haired blonde
asks you out.
CAPRICORN: December 22 -
January 19
General: yes.
Job: you'll be seeing stars.
Love: time to let
your hair down.
AQUARIUS: January 20 -
February 18
General: you return from a long journey.
Job: great
expectations.
Love: is in the air.
PISCES: February 19 -
March 20
General: your friends try to talk to you about family
planning.
Job: you're pottering around.
Love: you had the best, now you
must deal with the rest.
ARIES: March 21 - April 19
General: when crossing the street, watch the trucks.
Job: oh come on -
selling hot dogs ain't that bad.
Love: beware of women who are called
"Ludmilla".
TAURUS: April 20 - May
20
General: when it rains, take an umbrella, or you'll get wet.
Job: you
finally make yourself a name.
Love: unexpected invitation on Sunday
night.
GEMINI: May 21 - June
21
General: you sure you want to know?
Job: don't take it personal.
Everybody starts in the kitchen.
Love: sorry, none this week. And the next.
And ...
CANCER: June 22 - July
22
General: you feel a little light-headed at the moment.
Job: they are
looking for strato cumuli in Colorado.
Love: any more, and you can start a
cult.
LEO: July 23 - August
22
General: something's fishy.
Job: to much work lately. Time to go
fishing.
Love: hook, line and sinker.
MAK'TOT: 17 Biff - Buff 93
General: stay cool. You're the best, and they know it.
Job: be careful,
you might incidentally step on the new guy.
Love: it's about
time!
VIRGO: August 23 -
September 22
General: be ;ware - "on your lips, on your hips".
Job: the
future looks bright. You gotta wear shades.
Love: every cloud has a silver
lining.
LIBRA: September 23 -
October 22
General: you're too nice.
Job: don't be so nice.
Love: it's
nice, innit.
SCORPIO: October 23 -
November 21
General: you will need a lot of patience.
Job: it's all on
needle point.
Love: is a big issue. Stand on a chair for
kissing.
