SAGITTARIUS: November 22 - December 21
General: major changes ahead. And some general ones.
Job: you find you've been replaced by Pamela Anderson.
Love: all's well that ends well.
CAPRICORN: December 22 - January 19
General: you meet one on Friday.
Job: the peasants are getting restless, sire.
Love: you still try to find out who put that personal ad in the "Gazette".
AQUARIUS: January 20 - February 18
General: Holidays! How about hiking in silicone valley?
Job: you're awarded "tok'ra of the month" again.
Love: three of this, and half a dozen of the other.
PISCES: February 19 - March 20
General: you're the greatest. Mainly because everybody kneels in front of you.
Job: conquering the universe on Tuesday, some minor battles on Saturday.
Love: stop flirting with the guy in the mirror.
ARIES: March 21 - April 19
General: watch your health.
Job: there's always a job for Supermarty!
Love: there's a samsell in distress who needs rescue!
TAURUS: April 20 - May 20
General: redheads have more fun.
Job: you find your job still very pleasing.
Love: so little time, so much to do!
GEMINI: May 21 - June 21
General: good boys go to heaven, bad boys go everywhere.
Job and Love: don't meddle with the affairs of a colonel, for you are crunchy and taste nice with ketchup.
CANCER: June 22 - July 22
General: a great wind blows, giving you either imagination or a headache.
Job: you started as a question mark and left as an exclamation mark.
Love: real love stories never have an ending.
LEO: July 23 - August 22
General: don't trade in a Rolls Royce for a Fiat 500.
Job: Congratulations! You get your 7th PhD!
Love: do your best - you've got a reputation to live up to!
MAK'TOT: 17 Biff - Buff 93
General: you feel really old this week.
Job: you receive an offer from the WWF. Do some research on "The Rock".
Love: call us any time!
VIRGO: August 23 - September 22
General: the future ain't what it used to be.
Job: retirement looks more tempting to you daily.
Love: go out and kiss her - NOW! This is NOT a request!
LIBRA: September 23 - October 22
General: Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
Job: time to show the pencil pushers where the action is!
Love: woah, baby! You're the "IT"- boy!
SCORPIO: October 23 - November 21
General: best things come in small packages.
Job: you feel more like Xena the warrior princess than Florence Nightingale.
Love: somewhere, over the rainbow ...
