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| Department for Pointless Information |
| YOU WILL KNOW IT'S A TOOK-PROOF SIGN THAT FINALLY EVERYBODY HAS HEARD OF "THE LORD OF THE RINGS" WHEN ... |
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| ... the # 1 of the British Top Ten will be "A Elbereth Gilthoniel", performed by Robbie Williams and the London Philharmonic Orchestra ... |
| ... Victoria and David Beckham will have twins and call them Elladan and Elrohir ... (For non-book-readers: Elladan and Elrohir are the sons of Elrond - and if ya think we're kiddin', we're not! Only recently, a french couple called their twin sons Elladan Alexandre and Elrohir Andre!) |
| ... George W. Bush will desperately try to find the Kingdom of Gondor on his map of Europe ... |
| ... Orlando Bloom will be knighted by Queen Elizabeth II, and must now be addressed as "Sir Orli" ... |
| ... SciFi channel will launch a new fantasy serie: "The Adventures of Legolas the Elf and Gimli the Dwarf" (featuring Kevin Sorbo as King Thranduil) ... |
| ... Tinkerbell will sue Galadriel for copyright infringement ... |
| ... Time Magazine will comment that Liv Tyler looks really sharp considered she's 3500 years old (compared to Cher, who must be at least 5200) ... |
| ... and when Tom Jones will braid his hair. |
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| Picture waaaaaay too scary to show! |
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| ... Haldir will replace Dobby the House Elf in the upcoming Harry Potter movies ... |
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