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Take 5 with Peter Williams
contributed by Heather Stewart-Cameron (Husky)
5 MINUTES
LONDON EXPO Saturday 18th May 2002


Transcript of a Mini (tape) interview: Interviews by Heather Stewart-Cameron [Husky].

Interviewees:
Clare Hughes from Liverpool, Liz Birchall from Doncaster - attendees and Peter Williams [Apophis] - guest signer.

HSC: I am at London Expo Saturday 18th May and I'm talking with Clare Hughes and Liz Birchall who have been attending the show, and I'd like to see what they think of it, so first of all I'll speak to Clare.  What would you like to say, Clare?  What do think of the Expo in general?

CH: I think it was very nice, everyone was really friendly and I've had a lot of fun here.

HSC: Was there anything you particularly liked or disliked about the general layout that you can tell us about?

CH: The café.  I didn't like the fact that it was upstairs; you have to really find it, and the way that you had to find your way around all the queues that were all queued up to go and see the stars - it was really disorganised.

HSC: What did you like about it?

CH: Umm ….. no sorry - the layout was kinda crap.

HSC: Which was the most interesting for you about the Expo that you were looking forward to seeing when you arrived?

CH: Alexander Siddig.  [HSC: and did you get to see him?]  I did!  I got to hug him!

HSC: So what was he like?

CH: He was lovely, a lot better than a lot of stars who were at the convention [Expo] - not mentioning any names (CH made barfing sound here).

HSC: That's Anthony Daniels (C3PO) to you and me.  He is a bit of a ---- technical problems ---- , but we won't go into that because this is a personal opinion, so thats that.  I am now going to turn my attention to Liz Birchall, who is Clares friend, and see what she thought of the Expo.  Liz?

LB: Oh, I'
ve really enjoyed my day here.   Think I'll second Clare on how nice Alexander Siddig was; also Richard Biggs and Peter Williams who were both extremely nice.  What I would say is that it would have been a lot better if they had let you know what the prices for all the photos and also who you were actually queuing for before you'd actually been in the queue for hours!

HSC: On that point, I did actually make a comment in the Visitors Book outside the entrance to the Exhibition, to say that very fact, because I found that very difficult as well.  There were lots and lots of queues, but you had no idea what you were queuing for until you asked someone who was already some way further along the line of the queue, and also the queues were very mixed up, there were no proper lines of queuing, so it was quite difficult to tell who was queuing for whom.  The toilets were also very difficult to get to as well, so I will second Clare's opinion on having to go through lots of mazes of corridors on that.  Is there anything else you'd like to add on the general layout, Liz?

LB: Yes, there was plenty of space around the dealers' areas; I thought it was good that you
weren't all trying to cram in; you could actually go and look at a stall without being jostled, which was good, and if you were trying to move past people, you could, so I thought that the Dealers area was pretty well organised.

HSC: Did you think that there was a good mixture of stalls for people who were interested in particular things, for instance trading cards etc, and the autographing stuff.  Did you think it was a good mixture, Liz?

LB: Well, trading cards did seem to predominate, but they usually do.  It is a big area of the
Sci Fi fandom, so you can expect there to be a lot of those, but there is a lot of stuff for other people as well; it did seem to be more of a Buffy and Stargate mix rather than anything else.

HSC: But you're both a Buffy fan and a Stargate fan, I do believe?

LB: Yes,
Buffy and Stargate (laughs).

HSC: Can you tell us anything about your obsession with Spike?  Or … Marsters?

LB: Mr. James
Marsters.  I refuse to accept the fact that I am obsessing about James Marsters/Spike! (pretends mock indignation).

HSC: So that's why you are wearing a very beautifully beaded wristband which says 'Spike' on it, which is very high quality and Liz made it herself.  Not to say that you are in any way obsessed or anything, but you know, it shows, Liz!! (both laugh).

HSC: And over to you again, Clare.  What did you think of the overall layout and , er, the actual stalls?

CH: The stalls were all very nice, and well set up, the people that were manning them were all really very friendly and ……[we all kinda spoke at once here]…

HSC: Even Peter Williams, he mentioned something about how he knew he was in Britain because of all the queues, which was quite a pointing [pointed] remark.  It has been very interesting to see all that.  There were some people dressed up; there was a Klingon and a Dax type character at the entrance and various Spike 'impressionists' you might say.  Also the guys from 'Robot Wars' on BBC2 tv were there with their machines of death, and they were also extremely friendly and willing to chat and there were some cars. [In the centre of the exhibition Hall]  There was a Batmobile and a Bat motorbike and a car that looked as though it was a car from 'Noddy' and also the car from 'The Flintstones', so that was quite interesting for those with small children.  It was quite spacious and the area outside the actual exhibition Hall was also very spacious, although not nearly enough seating, but you do get an impression of the Expo area. That it is very light, modern.  Very clean, I have to say.  The Ladies' toilets were very clean, once you found them; everything seems very clean and it is clearly labeled so you can't really get lost, so that was a plus.  So I would say the overall impression of the three of us about the London Expo is that everything is great, except that the queues are clearly marked as to whom they are for, and it would be nice to know how much money you actually need for things and one other point that I personally would like to add is that when you come in and get your ticket, it would be nice to have a list of whats available on the various stands, and who is available at the show in terms of who is doing the autographs so you know who is available.  That let it down somewhat, but otherwise …. And Liz has got something to say now, so II'll pass you back to her again….

LB: Yeah, it's just about talking about getting a list when you come in, it might have been an idea if not only would they provide us with a list of who, but how much there, it would have been a good idea.

HSC: As an alternative to boards, you mean?  [LB: Yeah].  Yes, that's a good point.  I think it would be very good to have some kind of a what you might call a 'menu' of what's available on the door, because you do get some freebie gift bags when you come in which is advertising, so they may as well do that at the same time.  The price is very good; I think £6 is quite reasonable for entry to one of these things.  What do you think, Clare?

CH: I think it is very reasonable.  I think it is very helpful as well that they (the Hall) are located very near the cash machines because if you are really stuck for money (and you DO need money) then you can actually get some.  That was a major problem at SG-4 (a Stargate convention which we all attended, which is how we met, held at the Heathrow Park Hotel in February 2002).

HSC: At SG-4, which is a convention which we attended in February, unfortunately, despite people asking for it for the past 3 or 4 years, there are no cashpoint facilities any where nearer than the actual airport itself; you can't get them at the local newsagents, you can't get them at banks, nothing - you have to go all the way into Heathrow, which is a pain in the Aspidistra, I have to say.  This is the end of the interview for today: we are going to be celebrating Clare's 18th birthday tomorrow, and we are going to get smashed at Page's Bar, so there will be more interviews with Star Trek characters galore tomorrow.
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Later on, we again went to Peter Williams' desk, which was not quite as crowded as in the morning, and he was in a very relaxed mood, willing to chat and have (personal) photos taken etc.  He also granted a brief (5 minute) interview with Husky:-


HSC: OK, I'm now talking to Peter Williams, who is having a snack, while we're just having a break at the London Expo [PW:  so I'll talk to you at the same time (laughs)].  I just want to catch what his impressions are from the other side of things.  So Peter, what do you think of it, how has it been today?

PW: Well, it's been very very busy at my station at London Expo 18th May 2002, but right now, I'm looking at the longest queue I have ever seen in my entire life, and I've been to a few football matches, as they line up for Michelle Trachtenberg [of Buffy]'s autograph!

HSC: Yes, that one's been going all day long, but then I think she started late, whereas you were right on time I believe.

PW: Right on time.  That's my middle name; Peter "right on time" Williams.

HSC: And, er, you told me that you are now based in Vancouver.  So what prompted that, given that all the football games are over here?  

PW: Well, the thing is the team that I like, Nottingham Forest, are now at the bottom of the First Division,which is effectively the Second Division, so I figured it was time to get away from a losing team, and seek new lands to conquer.

HSC: So are you going to be supporting the Ice Hockey from now on, then?

PW: Never!  Never.  (all laugh).

HSC: You never wanted to get on a pair of skates?

PW: I have actually been on a pair of skates.  When I first moved to Canada, I went to a town called Ottawa, and they have the world's longest skating rink, its a canal that freezes over in Winter, so I can skate on that, because its long and straight.  I can skate long and straight, but don't ask me to turn corners or stop!  So …..

HSC: So you usually hang onto a tree when you want to stop? (both laugh)

PW: A tree or someone else.

HSC Right.  And, um, have you got anybody that you would like to meet, in the arena of public people?

PW: Umm…. I'd like to have a word with Angelina Jolie.  I would really like to meet her (leers).

HSC: When her husband's not in the room, presumably?  (both laugh)

PW: (still laughing)  That's right.  I'd like to practice my silver tongue.

HSC: But you wouldn't want to give her any of your blood, though?  (All laughing now, [Clare and Liz still with me])

PW: No, I wouldn't let her take any of my blood.

HSC: You've had a positive response from all the fans here.  We've certainly enjoyed meeting you.  Its been a great experience, because for us, this has been our first one of these kind of things, rather than a convention as such.  So how do you find this in comparison to doing conventions?

PW: It's very much got the same kind of feel as a convention for me, because I'm stuck here signing  and its rather like being at a convention, only bigger.  I'm very impressed with this ExCel centre though.  [The organisers of these exhibitions and they own the Centre overall].

HSC: Yes, we've found it really good as well.  The only thing we were against were the queues and the maze to find the loo once you get through the doors, although the signposting is very good.

PW: Were there any lineups for the cubicles?  

HSC: No, there were no queues for the loos; and er, very clean as well, so we were very impressed as well.

PW: How many stalls in the ladies loos?

HSC: I didn't count.  I just needed only the one!  (all laugh) [PW: "attagirl!"]

PW: You didn't have to hold it as long as I did!

HSC: No, we weren't jigging.  Um, I'm going to a convention in Switzerland in about 2 weeks for a mini-con and seeing what's going on on that side of the water.  The Germans are very strong fans of Stargate, shall we say; have you met the German fans?

PW: Yes, I've been to Germany twice now, last November I went to Nexus Con in Berlin and I had a ball and in fact, just last weekend I was in Bonn.

HSC: Right.  And was that an exclusively Stargate convention?

PW: No, it wasn't, and they are all beginning to fade into one, now, and my brain is getting tired, so this mini mini-interview is just getting less and less mini mini by the minute! (laughing). I've had a wonderful time, and I have the same dictaphone!

HSC: Yes, it only cost £20 (both laugh).

PW: I'm beginning to babble now, so it's probably in your best interests to turn it off. (smiling).

HSC: OK, so now I'll let you eat your snack, and your Jaffa cakes and get a break, so thank you very much for talking to us.  Thank you very much.

PW: Signing out.

HSC: Thank you very much, Peter Williams.

PW: OK.


After the interview as such, we did stay and just chat with him for a while longer.  He was interested in some tiny badges
Clare had on her jeans, one one her camera also caught his eye "Wanker", so Clare gave it to him and we had a lot of jokes about it.  He had some fun fooling about pretending it was the centre of his hand device and we suggested he try it out next time (?) he was on Stargate!

Peter also agreed to pose for a picture for Liz who had a digital camera, holding the box of
Jaffa cakes he had on his desk, and a photo Clare had of Chris Judge as Teal'c, pretending that it was an advert for Jaffa cakes and glaring at them both (photo and cakes).  It was good enough that he agreed to let it be shown on the internet (he cruises the net quite a lot though not posting too much).

Peter also had a look at some of Liz's photos she had in her folder, of Michael Shanks at
SG-4 and noted his (PW's) beard was much better than MS's! [It's not not not! The Editor] MSs goatee looked like a smudge on his chin compared to PWs! [It does not not not! The Editor] LOL  Much joking and banter before we left him alone.

It was a great day, weather good, company good and we all came away with a sense of a day well (and over!) spent.

HUSKY
photo Garry Kettleson