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| Department for Thunkability |
| ::THUNK:: of the month: ZIPPY! Oh lordy lordy! |
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| We'd never dared to hope to get a Goa'uld system lord in front of our camera. Colonels: maybe. Archaeologists: eventually. Jaffa: gotcha. But a system lord? This was, of course, before we've seen the smoking hot pictures in "GQ" (Goa'uld Quarterly) of Lord Zipacna, elected "Mr Thunky Snake 2002" by the Association of Evil Female Power Mongers. Apophis, who made second place, is said to sulk in his sarcophacus ever since. After long, tough negotiations about the payment - he wanted Skaara, we suggested Cadet Haley - we finally settled for a double pack of Jaffa cakes, and so, on a dark, foggy Friday morning, transporter rings take us aboard of the "Grea'toc" ("Space Balloon Looking Like A Pan Cake" - translated with W. Budge, 34rd print), Lord Zipacna's flag ship, for an exclusive photo shooting and interview. His Lordship, casually dressed in cord pants and a t-shirt, towers 6 dashing feet and 6 breathtaking inches above us, and is busy plucking daisies in his herbarium when we arrive. So this is the man who not only conquered half the universe, but also hit the headlines when he strolled down the cat walk for the 2002 collection of fashion designers Dolci + Banana (see picture below). |
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| Picture kindly donated by the KEVIN DURAND FAN SITE http://www.angelfire.com/film/nyks Please do not use without their permission |
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| Your Amazing Lordship, we are honored you agreed to this interview. You got every reason to be honored, Tau'ri. You have two minutes and two questions. May we ask, with all due respect, why your Royal Evilness has bestowed this honor upon us? My decision was made after careful evaluation of the strategical advantages of a subconcious infiltration of parts of your population. Pardon us? I got blue eyes. I hope to impress the Tau'ri females. This was question number two. The interview is finished. But ... if we may ask, your Godly Holeiness, we have always wondered why you have such a great interest in our world. There must be better ones out there in the universe - so why us? Is it the stratecigal importance of earth? So far unheard of naquadah deposits ...? Curling. |
| Curling?!? Curling. We need your curling players. The Zippy All Stars lost 1325 times in a row versus the Anubis Tigers. One more game lost, and I declare wars. So our main focus in a future invasion of Earth will be Switzerland and Canada. |
| Lord Zipacna - rules the cat walk and the universe alike |
| KEVIN DURAND ... |
| ... is a very talented young actor whose work should definitely be more in the public eye than it is today. The 28 year old Canadian (another one who likes hockey ...) has much more to offer than "Lord Zipacna", so we highly recommend you saddle your Mastages and ride on over to |
| Our very special thanks go out to Nyks, the webmistress of the site, for donating the pics and the information. |
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