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| Department for Thunkability |
| THUNKABLE LIFE-FORMS tracked down, observed and conservated by Alyx J. Shaw (in no particular order) |
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| ROGER
TAYLOR The drummer for the now unfortunately extinct band Queen, and my very first crush. Long gold hair, soft blue eyes, and a living contradiction. Despite having a degree in Biology, he still seems to have the intellect of yak cheese. Best known for such touching rhymes as; ‘here come the deputy, gonna come and getta me,” as well as the classic; “told my girl I’d have forget her, rather buy me a new carburetor.” Once referred to opera legend Montserrat Caballe as “the fat lady.” |
| BRIAN
ENO Think back, think waaaaayyyy back. (For some PK readers this could be a former life.) Once upon a time there was this totally awesome group called Roxy Music. Brian Eno was a member of this truly awesome group. Slender, long hair, large eyes, looked a lot like a fawn. (Noticing a pattern in my likes here?) |
| LEGOLAS THE
ELF Not Orlando Bloom, though he’s tasty too. Legolas. Long legs, nice butt, and I love the way he runs up chains. |
| JIM
MORRISON Yeah I know he died in the early seventies. Turn down the lights, grab a glass of wine, turn on ‘The Crystal Ship’, and tell me you wouldn’t do anything to have that man’s lips two inches from yours singing that song. |
| THROTTLE Okay, so he’s a large brown Martian mouse from the short-lived cartoon series ‘Biker Mice From Mars.’ It’s the voice that makes me crazy! |
| RICHARD DEAN
ANDERSON Oh come on, do I have to explain it? Look at the man. |
| CAT from Red
Dwarf Normally I go for blond and delicate, but in his case I’ll go for well built and impeccably dressed. Here kitty kitty… |
| OTTER Years ago I read this book wherein one of the characters was a were-otter named, originally enough, Otter. He could switch between forms at will, but at heart was always an Otter, sweet, playful, and wise in a goofy sort of way. (Sort of like Yoda but not as annoying.) As with Roger Taylor, he was one of my earliest crushes. |
| DR. DANIEL
JACKSON I admit it, I like the young version with the long brown hair, the nervous blue eyes, and the bad wardrobe. Something about that guy brings out an unsettling and somewhat vampiric aspect of my personality. In other words, I’d like to tie him to a statue of Bast and nibble him all over. |
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| Readers in possession of a picture of a Wer-Otter are herewith kindly asked to contact the editor. Thank you. |
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