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| Department for pleasant distractions |
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M.O.T.E.M.'s* and chat-up lines which might work on them ... by The Doc (M.O.T.E.M.'s in no particular order) *Mild On The Eyes Males |
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| MICHAEL SHANKS "Ten ton polar bear." "Eh?" "Ten ton polar bear." "Eh ... eh?!?" "Well, it breaks the ice, doesn't it?" |
| ORLANDO BLOOM "Are you sure your name is not "broom"? Because you sure swept me off my feet." |
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| JAMES MARSTERS "James, you're like a pot of gold Hard to get And hard to hold ..." |
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| JOHNNY DEPP "I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them." |
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| RICHARD DEAN ANDERSON "Hi, I'm writing an article on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you." |
| JAMES SPADER "If you were a laser, you'd be set on 'stunning' ..." |
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| DENZEL WASHINGTON "Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?" |
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| JEFFREY COMBS "I guess it wasn't fresh enough ..." |
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| KEANU REEVES "You put the grrrr in grrroovy!" |
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| ELROND HALF-ELVEN "Say - do you like Elvis?" |